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English jokes, wish bringing happiness to you all

JOKE 1
Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

JOKE 2
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

JOKE 3
At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!
Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you

大码靓女

It is so sticky today and makes me feel blue.

life is boring ... in this small town.

talking with an old friend online makes it shining.

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引用:

引用第111楼囡n_n囡于2007-05-10 18:49发表的 :
It is so sticky today and makes me feel blue.

life is boring ... in this small town.

talking with an old friend online makes it shining.

life is shining.

bluebellsl

don't worry, we always should look on the bright side of life.

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引用第113楼bluebellsl于2007-05-10 19:01发表的 :
don't worry, we always should look on the bright side of life.

Yes!
You very good!

bluebellsl

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show，we know we come from nothing , we're going back with nothing, so what have we lost ? nothing........

生活是哈哈一笑，而死亡是一个笑话，仅此而已。一切都是一場戲，我們生來沒帶來什么，走的時候也不會帶走什么，
so , enjoy my life.

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Experience is the father of wisdom and memory the mother.
经验是智慧之父，记忆是智慧之母。

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Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain, telling me just what a fool I've been. I wish that it would go and let me cry in vain, and let me be alone again.


  The only girl I care about has gone away, looking for a brand-new start. But little does she know that when she left that day, along with her she took my heart.


  Rain, please tell me now. Does that seem fair for her to steal my heart away when she don't care? I can't love another when my heart's somewhere far away.


  Rain, won't you tell her that I love her so? Please ask the sun to set her heart aglow. Rain in her heart and let the love we knew start to grow.


  Oh, listen to the falling rain--pitter-patter...




Do you know this song's name?

bluebellsl

《rhythm of the rain》

i very like it , it' s sweet song of the rain and let me feel carefree.....

是《雨的旋律》，很經典的一首歌曲。

henry0757

How much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop could drop dew?

如果一颗露珠会掉下露水，那么一颗露珠会掉下多少露水呢？


The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.

这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。


Sandy sniffed sweet smelling sunflower seeds while sitting beside a swift stream.

桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味。


A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.

湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢游动的蛇。


A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.

一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。